.....but are not guaranteed to make anyone else laugh.
Smart Cars. Really? Someone actually thought enclosing a golf cart and putting it on the road with SUV's was a good idea.
People who actually bought a Smart Car. Here's your sign.
How Maisie carries her blanket everywhere yet never knows where it is.
A woman who takes pictures of a guys butt at the gym and sends it to all of her friends (not that I've ever done that).
Butt pads for men.
This cell phone conversation:
Reyna: Can you call me from Andrea's phone because mine's broken?
Reyna: Why not?
Me: Because you have Andrea's cell phone.
Me: At her house where I am not.
Reyna: So can you call her phone?
Me: What do you want me to call it?
And this conversation which took place after Maisie burst through the baby gate and into my bedroom:
Carson (very proudly): I taught her how to open the gate.
Hubby (sarcastically): Thanks, I appreciate that.
(BTW, we weren't in the bedroom so get your minds out of the gutter)
And this cute exchange between 28 pound, 3 year old Maisie and our 120 pound German Rottweiler Max:
Maisie: Max, hush.
Max: Woof! Woof!
Maisie: Max! Hush your mouth!
Maisie: Max, behave! 3-2-1!
Last night when a Cialis (erectile dysfunction prescription drug) came on the TV, Maisie pointed to the TV saying, "Look Mommy, it's you!" Uhhhhh...
But for the last several months, the one thing that has made me laugh harder than anything has been everything my friend Ted has written on BloggersBase. I quickly learned not to eat or drink while reading his posts. I grew tired of cleaning my monitor after projecting whatever was in my mouth towards the screen from laughing so hard. It didn't matter if it was a post he'd written or a comment he added to his or anyone else's post. Those who submit posts in the "Humor" category have a lot to learn from him, myself included.
If you're not already a member of BloggersBase (those of you reading this on RMS Snowdrop) and would like to join, just click on the link on my page, easy peasy!
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