Thing 1 & Thing 2

These are my before pictures. I wouldn't want anyone to think these were after! No, I'm not poking my belly out. That's just how it looks right now. Please excuse the oh-so-attractive bruise on my thigh. I'm not as graceful as I was in my dancing days. Add to that the many baby gates that adorn my house and a recipe for disaster awaits my every move.

Oh how I hate these pictures! I'm so looking forward to May when I will once again put this bikini on and NOT look like that. Stay tuned.....